{"product_id":"soap-for-mom-brain-funny-soap","title":"Soap for Mom Brain | Funny Soap","description":"Phone in the fridge again.\n\nI used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, \"Mom, he's hitting me\" and, \"Call 911!\" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.\n\n\n\nSoggy Cheerios Scented\nNet Weight: 6 oz\nNote: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.\n© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\n\nHandmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. \nSoap dimensions: 3 ½\" L x 2 ¾\" W x 1\" H \nSold in 4-packs","brand":"Shops on Top","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49240533696802,"sku":"MOM-S","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/0271\/4402\/files\/5ad91fe3d8ef1d8cb10e19faf1978fd14e2acfca8750259c980cfce52c12a34b.jpg?v=1738373146","url":"https:\/\/sipandshopwendell.com\/products\/soap-for-mom-brain-funny-soap","provider":"Sip and Shop Cafe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}